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Oh yes, learn to write

Walter Russell Meade on advice for new college students and their parents—if you are on of those, raise your hand.

Good stuff, such as “The real world does not work like school” and “Choosing the right courses is more important than choosing the right school.”

It’s actually a classic defense of liberal-arts education, including science, politics, economics, history, geography.

And this, of course:

Fifth, learn to write well.  This paradoxically is going to be more important than ever for the next generation.  I can’t tell you how many editors at how many famous magazines have told me over the years that most professors and academics simply cannot write, and bemoan the immense amount of time they must devote to impose some kind of intellectual structure and comprehensible prose on the crabbed drafts they get from, often, fairly well known people.

This will not last.  Publications are not going to be able to continue paying editors to spin straw into gold; if you want to have a public voice in the next generation you are going to have to learn to write well.  This is a hard skill to acquire, but it can be taught.  Most schools don’t do this well; it is expensive and academics generally don’t value clear and attractive prose writing as much as they should.  This is important enough that I would recommend you use it as a factor in choosing a college, but for those of you already enrolled, make a point of seeing what your school offers in this area.

A lot of what I do these days is helping people unlearn the bad, formulaic  writing that they picked up in graduate school.

Word Follies Like It’s 1929

Dave Wilton keeps prowling the Oxford English Dictionary to see when new terms entered the language:

1927: It’s some kind of woodhenge but it ain’t much in the way of interior design.

1928: That putz has some Rube Goldberg scheme to seduce his Girl Friday.

1929: Jeepers, that effing Sasquatch is in my jalopy again!

A Bardic Duel in Parodies

The more I scrolled down through this post at Making Light, the more my jaw dropped—in a good way.

It is just stunning.

Familiarity with modernist poetry helps, not to mention Lewis Carroll and Scottish ballads.

But if you were one of the people who skipped literature classes because you thought that you would never use “that stuff” in later life, you won’t get it.

Sorry.

Postwar Word Follies

She likes the whole Greenwich Village life! She’s no bimbo, snookums. And other new  expressions from 1919.

Should you buy a leotard for your martial arts practice? Nah, don’t bother. And other new expressions from 1920.

Live down on the kolkholz? That’s Hicksville, Tovarich. (I better not let the Cheka catch me saying that.) And other new expressions from 1921.

Word Follies of 1916–1918

Yikes, I’m not keeping up with Dave Wilton’s researches!

1916: He’s keeping it on the hush-hush, but the looey plans to open a Ford dealership after the war is over. Read the rest.

1917: OMG! They’re selling pep pills at the Piggly Wiggly? Read the rest.

1918: Congresswoman, allow me to create a Venn diagram. This circle represents the introverts and this other circle represents the extroverts. Where they intersect . . . well, you have to read the whole thing.

Word Follies of 1915

You call it a narcissistic lifestyle—I call it being a wino. Even the frosh know that.

More harmless drudgery from Dave Wilton.

Word Follies of 1914

This is a multiple-choice test. A “gunsel” is

a. An attractive young woman

b. A novice criminal armed with a gun

c. A young homosexual man

d. An experienced Jewish hit man

Answer here. (Some mystery writers get this one wrong.)

Gallimaufry with Forbidden Phrases

• According to John Rentoul of the British newspaper The Independent, these phrases should be banned due to overuse. He tips his hat to George Orwell, all well and good, but someone in the comments notes that the Irish satirist Brian O’Nolan also eviscerated bureaucratese in his day, which was even earlier.

• Abraham Maslow’s “hierarchy of needs” is a staple of introductory psychology classes. But Gary Lachman (a/k/a Gary Valentine of Blondie, etc.) at The Daily Grail notes that it can take some odd twists in the world of the esoteric: “Maslow’s vision of a kind of Brahmin caste of ‘self-actualizers,’ uninterested in the kind of material gratification that most people desire, and oriented toward more ‘spiritual’ concerns, is a recurring fantasy in the world of occult politics.” Read the rest.

• If you have a book proposal in mind, does it include zombies? Get on the zombie bandwagon! Consider this one: “Christ, mythras [sic], and Osiris as zombie archetypes – a new spirituality for a new age…”

• Odd manners of dying in sixteenth-century England.

Word Follies of 1913

They’ll be keeping their heads down when that Piney opens up with the Lewis gun. Then you shove the Bangalore torpedo under the barbed wire.

World War One had not started yet, but the technology and vocabulary were there.

Word Follies of 1912

I’m singing the blues since I left my low-rent hometown, yet I find myself to be strangely ambivalent about jazz.

More here.