Noticed fewer bogus emails from West Africa lately? Maybe this is why.
There is always the old way.
UPDATE: I had to add a link to this picture.
Tag Archives: weirdness
Gallimaufry with Temporal Dislocation
¶ It’s not too late to travel in time.
This one is more for beginners. Basically dress in period clothing (preferably Victorian era) and stagger around amazed at everything. Since the culture’s set in place already, you have more of a template to work off of. (Via Glenn Reynolds.)
¶ Time travel of a different kind: An American soldier in Iraq visits Ur of the Chaldees.
¶ I am a sucker for this kind of thing. For more futures that never happened and dead ends on the road to Now, try Modern Mechanix.
Postcards from the Future that Never Was
From a German chocolate maker in 1900, postcards showing life in 2000.
Thank the gods we never got to the personal flying machines, when you consider how some people drive in just two dimensions.
The source is Paleo-Future, a blog that looks into “the future that never was.” (Via Making Light.)
40 Things That Only Happen in Movies
Samples:
10. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.
13. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear.
17. If you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your opponents will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around you in a threatening manner until you have defeated their predecessor.
Lutheran Terrorists Release Brit Captives
And now for something completely different: From the fertile brain of Iowahawk, Midwest Peace Breakthrough as British Marines Released. (He can even do Brit tabloid headline-ese. Man’s a genius.)
Excerpts:
The surprise morning release of the 38 sailors and marines ended a tense three-day standoff between the British government and a breakaway Lutheran militia group that controls large swaths of the notorious “Manure Triangle” region spanning Iowa, Minnesota and Wisconsin.
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As he skipped and cartwheeled off to the waiting double-decker, a beaming Rumpsworthy turned to BBC cameras and shouted, “Look, Mum! Weeee! I’m a hero!”
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The former captives’ ordeal began Tuesday, when the British destroyer HMS Chamberlain was conducting joint training exercises with the US Navy at Great Lakes Naval Training Station on Lake Michigan, just north of Chicago. According to insurgent naval commander Chuck Sorenson, the vessel strayed into Lutheran territorial waters.
“Oh yah, dey were totally on the Wisconsin side,” said Sorenson. “I was tossin’ some empty driveway patch cans out dere in my storage shed and I could see ’em out dere on da lake, big as day.”
Gallimaufry
¶ From an obituary of Frank Conroy (once director of the Iowa Writer’s Workshop) on what a writing teacher does:
“You have to get across to them that the work is separate from them. That’s what good work is: a life independent of the life of the author. So you have unintended qualities in the prose — personal tics, pretending to write, instead of really writing. All writers have to go through this and get it past them. I try to make that quicker for them rather than longer.
¶ “The Law of Attraction.” Jeff Lilly at Druid Journal has a great round-up posting.
¶ I always wondered how much money it takes to get people to appear on “Wife Swap.”
Then an acquaintance who is active in Paganism-and-popular culture was contacted by a staff member for the show. (An illiterate email, she said, which made her think he was some kind of Internet troll instead.)
It’s $10,000. And, yes, they want more Wiccans. We’re the reliable “other” now.
At one time, Wiccans were rare enough in the public eye that we were seen as a motley collection of individuals. Now we are a class, a group, so it is possible to stereotype us. That is a measure of success, in a sort of back-handed way–except when too many negative traits are projected onto us. This process is know as “alterity,” if you speak PoMo.
If you blog it, they will come
Some recent splashes in Hardscrabble Creek. Everybody’s doing it.
quirky findings agricultural plants
dream of recently deceased dog
Sex in the culture of the Indians in the 1600s
writing a letter to ELMER for kids
DR Australian 43 heaven devil hole
What do all these Web users have in common? They do not know enough to use Google Advanced Search, which would save them a lot of time.
Banning Pagans on aesthetic grounds
An Australian reporter dumps on tacky (to him) Pagans.
Pagans infested my university, were constantly pulling out ouija boards at parties and could often be found in the bush near my home, dripping candle wax on one another and swapping Tori Amos albums.
And the commenters dump on him, although signing yourself “Shining Wolf of Indiana” might just be playing right into his hand, you think?
Meanwhile, my university is not what you would call trendy. We are heavy on “non-traditional” (over 25) students, and even a surprising number of the “traditionals” are working full time and/or are married and/or have a kid.
So imagine my surprise at spotting my first (apparent) furry in an English composition class next door to my office, wearing some kind of loose top, a short skirt, and a long, racoonish fake fur tail hanging over the skirt.
We are already wild animals, as Gary Snyder points out. But some of us want to be cartoon animals.
UPDATE: Bad link fixed.
Gallimaufry
• When driving east from Colorado, I often make a short pilgrimage to Carhenge.
• BeliefNet has cut me off again. Restoring this blog to BlogHeaven is a “top priority,” my contact there said. That was three days ago. Again, I am baffled; I have not changed my RSS or Atom feed settings or anything like that. Eventually, I will just stop caring.
• “I guess we’re mainstream now–and thus ripe for parody,” said the person who emailed me this item from The Onion.
Wicca, ELF, and insomnia
I had a lot of trouble sleeping this past week. Too much waking up with full bladder around 5 a.m. and then being unable to return to sleep, sliding instead into the pre-dawn jim-jams. “My Wasted Life” and other such perennial themes.
Pre-dawn wakefulness always reminds me of one of the first Church of Wicca Samhain seminars that M. and I attended in 1977 or so. We were among the “young folks” at those gatherings–there was a larger middle-aged contingent that was less into religious Pagan Witchcraft and more into dowsing, remote viewing, experiments with ESP, energy healing, and various kinds of “fringe science.”
Several of the men, including, of course, Gavin Frost and Loy Stone, had been trained as engineers and had an engineer’s pragmatic attitude towards magic, broadly defined.
One speaker gave a talk about the military’s experiments with extremely low frequency radiation (3–30 Hz), which is utilized by our navy and the Russians to communicate with submerged submarines. He suggested that these nefarious experiments were causing mental disturbance in humans—possibly because the frequency chosen was close to the Earth’s own natural radio frequency—after thirty years I do not remember exactly.
To prove his point, he asked the audience if they were frequently awakened around 4 a.m. Hands shot up around the room.
All I could think about was that with at least four time zones represented, “4 a.m.” was not just one moment.
But later, as I aged, I realized that four o’clock was a fine time to lie awake and think about all the failures and worries of your life, and that doing so just seemed to be part of middle age.