I don’t know if I could sit still that long, but there are lots of choices here at the Global Pagan Summit.

“Wicca, Witchcraft, Druidry, Reconstructionism, Shamanism, Magic, Mythology, History, Philosophy, Folklore, ritual practices, and many other subjects will be part of a program designed to inspire both those taking their first steps and experienced practitioners.”

So tell me, Chas, are we having fun yet? I hope the LSD is that good Bulgarian stuff, they now have an actual chemist making it, and reportedly the incidence of bad trips has dropped dramatically — if you trust those statistics, of course. I’m dealing with a lot of stuff about my parents as I approach the end of my life, so I’ll sign off with a cheery, stay cool, bro, and never play leapfrog with a unicorn — no, not even one of the Zells.