It’s that time of year, time for the Russians to take their turn at complaining that Halloween is an evil Western import.
Segei Aksyonov, who has been placed in charge of the Crimean peninsula, which Russia recently snatched from Ukraine, called the holiday “cultural colonisation.”
Meanwhile, a spokes-priest for the Russian Orthodox Church suggests that celebrating Halloween leads to terrorism:
He also regrets that “when our country struggles against global terrorism, some of our citizens, may be jokingly, disguise in evil forces, making their children use to play with evil.”
Obviously, the Russian church is still catching up on clerical education following the end of the USSR. The root meaning of “cosmetic” is not “beauty” but “order,” with a secondary meaning of “ornamentation.” Look it up.
But if you want “cultural colonization,” (and I revert to the American spelling,) just look here:
I took this photo last month on the Greek island of Corfu. The Russian guided-missile destroyer Smetlivy was in port, and sailors wandered the old town district on shore leave.
And did they end up in the hundreds of perfectly acceptable Greek bars and restaurants? No, they were always at McDonalds.
Look, spend your rubles on a good Corfu sofrito and some Corfu “real ale” and have fun on Halloween, OK?
If, that is, it is possible to feel festive while cruising up and down the Syrian coast.