A ‘Going Out of Civilization’ Sale
The local weekly newspaper arrived in my post office box today.
I see that a liquor store in my little mountain county is announcing a new 12/21/12 pricing plan:
Bud or Bud Light six packs will cost you two chickens or a goat . . . Canadian Mist 175′s will cost you 1,000 rounds of 12 gauge . . . All wine 750′s will be traded for five gallons of gas.
People up in the county seat must be well-armed and thirsty. I wouldn’t give more than a box (25 total) of shotgun shells for 175 ml. of blended Canadian whisky myself .