My Son “Was No Zombie”

So says the mother of the man shot by Miami police while eating the face of his victim.

But catch what the girlfriend says: ” ‘ That wasn’t him, that was his body but it wasn’t his spirit.  Somebody did this to him,’ WFOR quotes her as saying.”

Isn’t that pretty close to the pop-culture definition of zombie? (Professor Davis, no need to call your office.)

Should we consider Rudy Eugene to be Patient Zero in the zombie outbreak—unless that dubious honor should have gone to this woman, three years ago?

It’s spreading.

UPDATE: Music for the Zombie Apocalypse.    

And remember, even the Obama Administration wants you to prepare for the zombie apocalypse.

3 Comments

  1. Chas Clifton says:

    Hmm, would self-consumption be proper zombie behavior?

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