{"id":859,"date":"2007-04-21T15:08:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-21T15:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?p=859"},"modified":"2007-04-21T15:08:00","modified_gmt":"2007-04-21T15:08:00","slug":"40-things-that-only-happen-in-movies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?p=859","title":{"rendered":"40 Things That Only Happen in Movies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Samples:<\/p>\n<p>10. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.<\/p>\n<p>13. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear.<\/p>\n<p>17. If you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your opponents will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around you in a threatening manner until you have defeated their predecessor.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thatwasfunny.com\/40-things-that-only-happen-in-the-movies\/635\">Read them all<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Samples: 10. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris. 13. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear. 17. If you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your opponents will wait patiently to attack you one [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[22],"class_list":["post-859","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-weirdness"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6xQTg-dR","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/859","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=859"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/859\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=859"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=859"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=859"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}