{"id":773,"date":"2006-11-30T20:56:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-30T20:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?p=773"},"modified":"2006-11-30T20:56:00","modified_gmt":"2006-11-30T20:56:00","slug":"sweaty-jocks-and-pet-death","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?p=773","title":{"rendered":"Sweaty jocks and pet death"},"content":{"rendered":"

I saw an ad in The New Yorker<\/em> for someone who will help your high-school student to write that dreaded college admissions essay<\/p>\n

With that in mind, here from my own school’s alumni magazine is an Admissions Department insider’s view of that genre.<\/a><\/p>\n

I wonder why they admitted me, though. As I recall, I wrote part of an essay, became frustrated, cut it off abruptly, and made up the balance by including some of my “brilliant” high-school poetry. Maybe they had a “rebellious poet” slot open.<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I saw an ad in The New Yorker for someone who will help your high-school student to write that dreaded college admissions essay With that in mind, here from my own school’s alumni magazine is an Admissions Department insider’s view of that genre. I wonder why they admitted me, though. As I recall, I wrote […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_seo_schema_type":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-773","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6xQTg-ct","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":9456,"url":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?p=9456","url_meta":{"origin":773,"position":0},"title":"Witchy Cultural Tourists Do Exist","author":"Chas S. 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See how she employs the language of public-education casuistry.","rel":"","context":"In \"American religion\"","block_context":{"text":"American religion","link":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?tag=american-religion"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":3241,"url":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?p=3241","url_meta":{"origin":773,"position":3},"title":"Oh yes, learn to write","author":"Chas S. Clifton","date":"September 6, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"Walter Russell Meade on advice for new college students and their parents\u2014if you are on of those, raise your hand. 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