{"id":6511,"date":"2014-06-05T21:02:19","date_gmt":"2014-06-06T03:02:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?p=6511"},"modified":"2014-06-05T21:02:19","modified_gmt":"2014-06-06T03:02:19","slug":"egyptian-reconstructionists-wont-like-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?p=6511","title":{"rendered":"Egyptian Reconstructionists Won&#8217;t Like This"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Trigger Warning: Texas, iced tea, demons)<\/p>\n<p>From <em>D Magazine<\/em> in Dallas: &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.dmagazine.com\/publications\/d-magazine\/2014\/june\/exorcists-next-door?single=1\">The Exorcists Next Door<\/a>,&#8221; a profile piece on two Protestant exorcists.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Dozens of what appear to be demons manifest and depart during this day\u2019s session. Larry coaxes out their names and functions, a veritable pantheon of entities known and obscure: Maranthia, who cuts wicked deals; Horus, Egypt\u2019s falcon-headed god; Molech, who the Bible describes as \u201cthe detestable god of the Ammonites.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>What, the god of kings has sunk to possessing &#8220;t<span class=\"s4\">he soft frame of a 38-year-old suburban mom we\u2019ll call Ruth&#8221;?<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Trigger Warning: Texas, iced tea, demons) From D Magazine in Dallas: &#8220;The Exorcists Next Door,&#8221; a profile piece on two Protestant exorcists. Dozens of what appear to be demons manifest and depart during this day\u2019s session. Larry coaxes out their names and functions, a veritable pantheon of entities known and obscure: Maranthia, who cuts wicked [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[10],"class_list":["post-6511","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-american-religion"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6xQTg-1H1","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":7295,"url":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?p=7295","url_meta":{"origin":6511,"position":0},"title":"Exorcising M\u00e9xico","author":"Chas S. 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