{"id":625,"date":"2006-03-02T22:09:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-02T22:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?p=625"},"modified":"2006-03-02T22:09:00","modified_gmt":"2006-03-02T22:09:00","slug":"625","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?p=625","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Bands that will be playing in Hell &#8230; <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;are listed in the <a href=\"http:\/\/larknews.com\/guide\/page9.html\"><em>Field Guide to Evangelicals<\/em><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>So have evangelical Christians developed a sense of irony, like those upwardly mobile black professionals who decorate with Aunt Jemima and Sambo <a href=\"http:\/\/www.antiquemystique.com\/blackamericana.htm\">advertising art<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>Maybe so, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.larknews.com\/guide\/people.html\">based on some of the reviews<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>Notice the lack of protest marches, burnings, and murders from people who might <strong>not<\/strong> like it.<\/p>\n<p>But humor + religion is a dangerous combination. One day you&#8217;re chuckling at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.larknews.com\/\">Lark News<\/a>, and the next day you&#8217;re at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.landoverbaptist.org\/\">Landover Baptist Church<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bands that will be playing in Hell &#8230; &#8230;are listed in the Field Guide to Evangelicals. So have evangelical Christians developed a sense of irony, like those upwardly mobile black professionals who decorate with Aunt Jemima and Sambo advertising art? Maybe so, based on some of the reviews. 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