{"id":474,"date":"2005-07-22T20:28:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-22T20:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?p=474"},"modified":"2023-05-03T18:02:37","modified_gmt":"2023-05-04T00:02:37","slug":"474","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?p=474","title":{"rendered":"Changing My Religion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, you won&#8217;t see this blog recategorized or bounced from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/blogheaven\/\">Blog Heaven<\/a> (I hope). I mean my <em>automotive<\/em> religion.<\/p>\n<p>After a process of conversion that began in 1997 but like all conversions had its precursors, M. and I have moved from the Volkswagenkirche to the Cult of Jeep.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the woman&#8217;s fault, of course. I only bit the apple, uh, Wrangler, because she asked me to.<\/p>\n<p>In 1977, before we were married, M.&#8217;s Dodge convertible was failing and, with my guidance and promise to do maintenance, she bought a used 1970 VW Bug. That car went through fire and flood, war and revolution, before we finally let it go about 1990.<\/p>\n<p>It was followed by a 1969 pop-top camper bus (1982-94), a 1980 Rabbit pickup truck (1990-1997), and a 1984 pop-top Vanagon camper (1994-2005). The &#8217;69 bus went to a woman who was born in 1969.<\/p>\n<p>The Rabbit pickup was M.&#8217;s daily driver, but its low ground clearance and so-so snow performance were a hindrance after we moved into the mountains. One day she expressed a desire to have a TJ\/Wrangler, and after some time had passed, lo, there was a Wrangler in the garage. And many a snowdrift it has blasted through (only occasionally having to be dug out).<\/p>\n<p>Then I bought a neighbor&#8217;s &#8217;73 CJ-5. And <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jeepbible.com\">Granville King&#8217;s bible <\/a> replaced <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/customer-reviews\/1562614800\/002-0895978-2718423?%5Fencoding=UTF8\">the gospel according to John Muir<\/a> on the automotive bookshelf.<\/p>\n<p>It was only a matter of time. Parts for the Vanagon were becoming rarer, although we had a great European-car mechanic to keep it running. Its camping function was replaced by a pop-up trailer and a Jeep Liberty to pull the trailer with; and last Saturday I sold the Vanagon.<\/p>\n<p>Now we are pure Jeep cultists and can do things like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.film.queensu.ca\/CJ3B\/Movie\/Patton.html\">complain about anachronistic Jeeps in movies such as <em>Patton<\/em><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe Dad started it,bringing home National Guard Jeeps and giving us kids rides when we were little. And I liked his Forest Service Willys wagon, although he preferred pickups. (But he had two Wagoneers, so it&#8217;s famtrad.) And I still somewhere yearn for a yellow Commando like one of the cool girls in my high school drove. You know what they say: It&#8217;s like coming home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, you won&#8217;t see this blog recategorized or bounced from Blog Heaven (I hope). I mean my automotive religion. After a process of conversion that began in 1997 but like all conversions had its precursors, M. and I have moved from the Volkswagenkirche to the Cult of Jeep. It&#8217;s the woman&#8217;s fault, of course. 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