{"id":4317,"date":"2012-05-31T15:33:08","date_gmt":"2012-05-31T21:33:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?p=4317"},"modified":"2012-06-02T17:14:31","modified_gmt":"2012-06-02T23:14:31","slug":"my-son-was-no-zombie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?p=4317","title":{"rendered":"My Son “Was No Zombie”"},"content":{"rendered":"

So says the mother of the man shot by Miami police while eating the face of his victim.<\/a><\/p>\n

But catch what the girlfriend says: ” ‘ That wasn\u2019t him, that was his body but it wasn\u2019t his spirit.\u00a0 Somebody did this to him,’ WFOR quotes her as saying.”<\/p>\n

Isn’t that pretty close to the pop-culture definition of zombie? (Professor Davis<\/a>, no need to call your office.)<\/p>\n

Should we consider Rudy Eugene to be Patient Zero in the zombie outbreak\u2014unless that dubious honor should have gone to this woman, three years ago?<\/a><\/p>\n

It’s spreading.<\/a><\/p>\n

UPDATE: Music for the Zombie Apocalypse.<\/em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/a><\/p>\n

And remember,<\/em> even the Obama Administration wants you to prepare for the zombie apocalypse.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So says the mother of the man shot by Miami police while eating the face of his victim. But catch what the girlfriend says: ” ‘ That wasn\u2019t him, that was his body but it wasn\u2019t his spirit.\u00a0 Somebody did this to him,’ WFOR quotes her as saying.” Isn’t that pretty close to the pop-culture […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[22],"class_list":["post-4317","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-weirdness"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6xQTg-17D","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3337,"url":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?p=3337","url_meta":{"origin":4317,"position":0},"title":"Thinking about the Zombie Apocalypse","author":"Chas S. 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