{"id":3523,"date":"2011-11-28T15:55:49","date_gmt":"2011-11-28T22:55:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?p=3523"},"modified":"2011-11-28T15:55:49","modified_gmt":"2011-11-28T22:55:49","slug":"what-if-dr-seuss-had-written","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?p=3523","title":{"rendered":"What If Dr. Seuss Had Written . . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>. . . <a href=\"http:\/\/io9.com\/5847879\/what-if-dr-seuss-wrote-the-call-of-cthulhu\"><em>The Call of Cthulhu<\/em><\/a>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>. . . 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