{"id":3422,"date":"2011-11-08T12:36:36","date_gmt":"2011-11-08T19:36:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?p=3422"},"modified":"2011-11-08T12:37:11","modified_gmt":"2011-11-08T19:37:11","slug":"those-wacky-christians","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?p=3422","title":{"rendered":"Those Wacky Christians"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u2022 The devil makes them do that homosexual stuff. <a href=\"http:\/\/apnews.myway.com\/article\/20111104\/D9QQ0SVO1.html\">Oops, the bishops are showing me the door.<\/a> Maybe they know something.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 From the &#8220;Let&#8217;s Return to the Pure Days of the Early Church&#8221; files, when even <a href=\"http:\/\/wilmaproops.hubpages.com\/hub\/Weird-Histories-4-The-Story-of-Simeons-5th-Century-Poo\">the shit of saints was sacred.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2022 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stuffchristianculturelikes.com\/2011\/11\/223-scheduling-sex.html\">Scheduling sex<\/a> and saying <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stuffchristianculturelikes.com\/2011\/03\/104-saying-just-lot-while-praying-out.html\">&#8220;just&#8221;<\/a> a lot. But not in the sense of &#8220;just do it.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2022 The devil makes them do that homosexual stuff. Oops, the bishops are showing me the door. Maybe they know something. \u2022 From the &#8220;Let&#8217;s Return to the Pure Days of the Early Church&#8221; files, when even the shit of saints was sacred. \u2022 Scheduling sex and saying &#8220;just&#8221; a lot. But not in the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[24],"class_list":["post-3422","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-christianity"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6xQTg-Tc","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3422","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3422"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3422\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3466,"href":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3422\/revisions\/3466"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3422"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3422"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3422"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}