{"id":2331,"date":"2011-02-04T09:10:49","date_gmt":"2011-02-04T16:10:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?p=2331"},"modified":"2011-02-04T20:26:49","modified_gmt":"2011-02-05T03:26:49","slug":"how-to-convert-a-witch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?p=2331","title":{"rendered":"How to Convert a Witch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>DC to AC? Fahrenheit to Celsius? PC to Mac?<\/p>\n<p>No, silly rabbit. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aolnews.com\/2011\/02\/04\/catholic-church-issues-guide-on-how-to-convert-witches\/\">Change their religion.<\/a> But first,<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>And if you bump into a witch in a bar or coffee shop, the book adds,  it&#8217;s important to recognize that &#8220;Wiccans are on a genuine spiritual  quest,&#8221; providing &#8220;the starting point for dialog that may lead to their  conversion.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>At least that sounds better than saying they are slaves to Satan.<\/p>\n<p>British Catholic blogger Damian Thompson<a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.telegraph.co.uk\/news\/damianthompson\/100074609\/how-to-convert-witches-to-catholicism\/\"> takes the snotty road (he is shocked!) <\/a>which is his speciality, <a href=\"http:\/\/wildhunt.org\/blog\/2011\/02\/quick-note-damian-thompsons-hurt-feelings.html\">as Jason Pitzl-Waters notes.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DC to AC? Fahrenheit to Celsius? PC to Mac? No, silly rabbit. Change their religion. But first, And if you bump into a witch in a bar or coffee shop, the book adds, it&#8217;s important to recognize that &#8220;Wiccans are on a genuine spiritual quest,&#8221; providing &#8220;the starting point for dialog that may lead to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[24,95,6],"class_list":["post-2331","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-christianity","tag-journalism","tag-wicca"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6xQTg-BB","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2900,"url":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?p=2900","url_meta":{"origin":2331,"position":0},"title":"Quick Review: Spellbound: Inside West Africa&#8217;s Witch Camps","author":"Chas S. 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When I ran across this website (another update of the old paper doll), I thought of two things right away. One was a book co-authored\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"witchcraft\"","block_context":{"text":"witchcraft","link":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?tag=witchcraft"},"img":{"alt_text":"historical witch creator","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blog.chasclifton.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/historical-witch-creator.png?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":10019,"url":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?p=10019","url_meta":{"origin":2331,"position":2},"title":"Season of the Witch(crap), Part 2","author":"Chas S. Clifton","date":"December 4, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"\"Season of the Witch(crap), Part 1\" here. Continuing . . . \u2022 One more \"high\" priestess joke, and you're out of here. From the Colorado Springs Independent, the weekly that gets all the cannabis advertising because the chain-owned daily paper won't touch it: \"Meet Colorado's High Priestess of Cannabis.\" Yes,\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"American religion\"","block_context":{"text":"American religion","link":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?tag=american-religion"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media1.fdncms.com\/csindy\/imager\/u\/blog\/14467973\/cannaculture.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media1.fdncms.com\/csindy\/imager\/u\/blog\/14467973\/cannaculture.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media1.fdncms.com\/csindy\/imager\/u\/blog\/14467973\/cannaculture.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":8553,"url":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?p=8553","url_meta":{"origin":2331,"position":3},"title":"&#8220;The Love Witch&#8221; \u2014\u00a0&#8220;Twin Peaks&#8221; Meets &#8220;Bell, Book and Candle&#8221;","author":"Chas S. 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