{"id":182,"date":"2004-05-10T21:29:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-10T21:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?p=182"},"modified":"2004-05-10T21:29:00","modified_gmt":"2004-05-10T21:29:00","slug":"182","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?p=182","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Trojans, anyone?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I have always wondered why sports teams and condoms were named after the Trojans too, but <a href=\"http:\/\/www.crookedtimber.org\/archives\/001827.html\">these guys<\/a> do it so much more lucidly. <\/p>\n<p>And the word is that <a href=\"http:\/\/troymovie.warnerbros.com\/\">the movie<\/a> totally ignores the gods. What&#8217;s the point without that essential flavor of human futility that the Olympian backstory adds? But the Notorious M.C. has been commenting on how buff Brad Pitt is looking these days, so maybe we will see it anyway.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trojans, anyone? I have always wondered why sports teams and condoms were named after the Trojans too, but these guys do it so much more lucidly. And the word is that the movie totally ignores the gods. What&#8217;s the point without that essential flavor of human futility that the Olympian backstory adds? 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