{"id":1520,"date":"2010-04-18T09:02:25","date_gmt":"2010-04-18T15:02:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?p=1520"},"modified":"2010-04-18T09:02:25","modified_gmt":"2010-04-18T15:02:25","slug":"did-the-earth-move-for-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?p=1520","title":{"rendered":"Did the Earth Move for You?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi of Iran explains that women cause Middle Eastern earthquakes. <\/a><\/p>\n

“Many women who dress inappropriately … cause youths to go astray, taint their chastity and incite extramarital sex in society, which increases earthquakes,” Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi told worshippers at overnight prayers in Tehran.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

It’s the way that they walk, you see. So we must hide them in order to have a proper Islamic society.<\/p>\n

Did Poseidon the earth-shaker ever lust after mortal women? I could imagine a great music video here for someone along the line of Haifa Wehbe<\/a> or Madonna<\/a>.<\/p>\n

May<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi of Iran explains that women cause Middle Eastern earthquakes. “Many women who dress inappropriately … cause youths to go astray, taint their chastity and incite extramarital sex in society, which increases earthquakes,” Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi told worshippers at overnight prayers in Tehran. It’s the way that they walk, you see. So we […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[27,15,22],"class_list":["post-1520","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-aphrodite","tag-islam","tag-weirdness"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6xQTg-ow","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1529,"url":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?p=1529","url_meta":{"origin":1520,"position":0},"title":"No, It Wasn’t the Provocative Women","author":"Chas S. Clifton","date":"April 21, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"It was Icelandic Pagans who caused the volcano to erupt, say Russian Orthodox clerics, countering the Shiite Islamic cleric who blamed women for inciting the lust of hapless men and thus, somehow, earthquakes. They noted that Iceland \"has recently become a center of European neo-paganism of Aryan occult kind, which\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"Christianity\"","block_context":{"text":"Christianity","link":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?tag=christianity"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":243,"url":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?p=243","url_meta":{"origin":1520,"position":1},"title":"Rebuilding a temple A UC-Berkeley\u2026","author":"Chas S. Clifton","date":"August 11, 2004","format":false,"excerpt":"Rebuilding a temple A UC-Berkeley news release describes the partial rebuilding of the temple of Zeus, knocked down by earthquakes and\/or Christians. Speaking of earthquakes: The use of interlocking stones dissipates a lot of energy,\" said [engineering professor Nikos] Makris. \"A single stone or stones connected with mortar or cement\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":926,"url":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?p=926","url_meta":{"origin":1520,"position":2},"title":"The Most Advanced–But Vanished–Pagans.","author":"Chas S. Clifton","date":"August 29, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Everyone has their favorite vanished Pagan civilization, I suppose. The Minoan civilization is one of mine.Tropaion links to a Discovery Channel video about the destruction of Atlantis. The basic idea -- that \"Atlantis\" was Santorini (Thera) and Crete -- is not new, but the computer recreations of their cities is\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"archaeology\"","block_context":{"text":"archaeology","link":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?tag=archaeology"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":7063,"url":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?p=7063","url_meta":{"origin":1520,"position":3},"title":"Magic Earth Lines 2: The 37th Parallel","author":"Chas S. Clifton","date":"February 16, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"The ranch was owned by a man named Howard Munsell (now deceased). Unlike a lot of Southern Plains ranchers who are, shall we say, standoffish toward strange visitors, he had previously run a trail-ride business, and so he was able to handle several dozen campers on his land, providing water\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"archaeology\"","block_context":{"text":"archaeology","link":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?tag=archaeology"},"img":{"alt_text":"snake blaksless","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blog.chasclifton.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/snake-blaksless.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blog.chasclifton.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/snake-blaksless.jpg?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blog.chasclifton.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/snake-blaksless.jpg?resize=525%2C300 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":2550,"url":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?p=2550","url_meta":{"origin":1520,"position":4},"title":"It Sounds All Wrong When You Guys Say It","author":"Chas S. Clifton","date":"April 13, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"Best comment on this video: \"I think that they're trying to trick earth women into returning to their planet with them.\" I'm all for \"worshiping the divinity expressed in feminine energies,\" but why does this video creep so many viewers out? It reminds me of that tribe in Cannibal Women\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"sexuality\"","block_context":{"text":"sexuality","link":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?tag=sexuality"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":5587,"url":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?p=5587","url_meta":{"origin":1520,"position":5},"title":"Viewing the Earth from Space: A Major Change in Nature Religion?","author":"Chas S. Clifton","date":"June 11, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"A link to a site about an exhibit and conference in German devoted to the \"California ideology,\" symbolized by a cover from Stewart Brand's Whole Earth Catalog\u00a0 from 1968. The image of the \u201cblue planet,\u201d a new perspective of the earth as seen from the outside, is one of the\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"American religion\"","block_context":{"text":"American religion","link":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?tag=american-religion"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hkw.de\/media\/bilder\/2013_3\/the_whole_earth_1\/whole_earth_catalog_TEASERBILD.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1520","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1520"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1520\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1523,"href":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1520\/revisions\/1523"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1520"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1520"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1520"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}