{"id":1313,"date":"2010-02-23T06:56:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-23T06:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?p=1313"},"modified":"2010-02-23T06:56:00","modified_gmt":"2010-02-23T06:56:00","slug":"sex-with-icelandic-elves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?p=1313","title":{"rendered":"Sex with Icelandic Elves"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I linked to a site about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chasclifton.com\/2010\/01\/having-sex-with-ghosts.html\">sex with ghosts<\/a>, so why not <a href=\"http:\/\/www.disinfo.com\/2009\/12\/icelandic-elf-sex-video\/\">sex with elves<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>Call them &#8220;the hidden people,&#8221; call the them the Shining Ones, whatever you like. These are not garden gnomes we are talking about: &#8220;They&#8217;re not like small, ugly gnomes. They&#8217;re more like tall and beautiful.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And they know what you want in bed. Whew!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It would make the world a better place if more people had sex with elves.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I remain agnostic about that, but I would still love <a href=\"http:\/\/wikitravel.org\/en\/Iceland\">to see Iceland<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I linked to a site about sex with ghosts, so why not sex with elves? Call them &#8220;the hidden people,&#8221; call the them the Shining Ones, whatever you like. These are not garden gnomes we are talking about: &#8220;They&#8217;re not like small, ugly gnomes. 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