{"id":1222,"date":"2009-10-12T23:39:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-12T23:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?p=1222"},"modified":"2009-10-12T23:39:00","modified_gmt":"2009-10-12T23:39:00","slug":"ted-haggard-is-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?p=1222","title":{"rendered":"Ted Haggard is Back"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You can&#8217;t keep a good drama queen down.<\/p>\n<p>Ted Haggard, the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2006\/US\/11\/03\/haggard.allegations\/index.html\">disgraced pastor <\/a>of the New Life megachurch in Colorado Springs, whom you might of thought would never occupy a pulpit again, but rather skulk around Phoenix, Arizona, peddling life insurance, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.csindy.com\/colorado\/the-resurrection-of-pastor-ted\/Content?oid=1450688\">is ba-a-a-ack<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Ted Haggard, who proves that the<a href=\"http:\/\/www.chasclifton.com\/2007\/02\/ted-haggard-and-elmer-gantry.html\"> Elmer Gantry archetype is alive and well<\/a> in American Christianity.<\/p>\n<p>Ted Haggard, who thinks <a href=\"http:\/\/natureblog.blogspot.com\/2005\/05\/ted-haggard-thinks-your-city-is-whore.html\">downtown Colorado Springs is controlled by demons<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Ted Haggard, who, to his credit, thought that evangelical Christians should <a href=\"http:\/\/natureblog.blogspot.com\/2005\/10\/evangelicals-and-environment.html\">embrace environmentalism,<\/a> but then got busy with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.timboucher.com\/journal\/2006\/11\/06\/ted-haggard-meth-hero\/\">meth<\/a> and gay escorts.<\/p>\n<p>Really, he belongs in a convertible with a sash (Drama Queen 2008) doing his best <a href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=parade%20wave\">parade wave <\/a>(&#8220;elbow elbow wrist wrist&#8221;).<\/p>\n<p>Really, he is Colorado&#8217;s gift to religious journalism. What will he do next?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You can&#8217;t keep a good drama queen down. Ted Haggard, the disgraced pastor of the New Life megachurch in Colorado Springs, whom you might of thought would never occupy a pulpit again, but rather skulk around Phoenix, Arizona, peddling life insurance, is ba-a-a-ack. Ted Haggard, who proves that the Elmer Gantry archetype is alive and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[10,23],"class_list":["post-1222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-american-religion","tag-colorado"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6xQTg-jI","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":535,"url":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?p=535","url_meta":{"origin":1222,"position":0},"title":"God hates Sweden plus various\u2026","author":"Chas S. 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Some even offered to arrange a grand feast.Hat tip to Steve Bodio. And, no,\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":385,"url":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?p=385","url_meta":{"origin":1222,"position":4},"title":"Pagan with a Small &#8216;p&#8217;","author":"Chas S. Clifton","date":"February 21, 2005","format":false,"excerpt":"Pueblo, Colorado, is a perplexing city. As Pueblo Chieftain columnist Chuck Green wrote in today's paper, it \"suffers from a traditional inferiority complex, looking like a haggard woman when a little bit of care could reveal an attractive lady. Sometimes it seems like the city has accepted some self-fulfilling subordination\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"Colorado\"","block_context":{"text":"Colorado","link":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?tag=colorado"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":9057,"url":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?p=9057","url_meta":{"origin":1222,"position":5},"title":"Can You Put Your Paganism in the Street?","author":"Chas S. Clifton","date":"March 14, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"Late last year, I read this in the Pueblo Chieftain newspaper: \"Pueblo Church Walks and Prays over Every Walkable Street in the City.\" About a year ago, the Rev. Jim Murray had a vision. In that vision, members of his church, the First Church of the Nazarene, 84 Stanford Ave.,\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"American religion\"","block_context":{"text":"American religion","link":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/?tag=american-religion"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blog.chasclifton.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/union-ave.-1-2017-1024x936.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blog.chasclifton.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/union-ave.-1-2017-1024x936.jpg?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blog.chasclifton.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/union-ave.-1-2017-1024x936.jpg?resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blog.chasclifton.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/union-ave.-1-2017-1024x936.jpg?resize=700%2C400 2x"},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1222","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1222"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1222\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.chasclifton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}