The local weekly newspaper arrived in my post office box today.
I see that a liquor store in my little mountain county is announcing a new 12/21/12 pricing plan:
Bud or Bud Light six packs will cost you two chickens or a goat . . . Canadian Mist 175’s will cost you 1,000 rounds of 12 gauge . . . All wine 750’s will be traded for five gallons of gas.
People up in the county seat must be well-armed and thirsty. I wouldn’t give more than a box (25 total) of shotgun shells for 175 ml. of blended Canadian whisky myself .
Ain’t that the normal legal tender there in Custer County, just a trifle inflated on account of them Mayan bastards? Or am I channeling Custer County, Idaho?
At this time of year, you could probably buy booze with firewood. Maybe in Idaho too.
Crikey! You best be gettin’ to homebrewin’… & quick. 😉
Or reloading.