Lucius Apuleius, Please Call Your Office

It’s time to write a sequel to The Golden Ass: Or the Transformations of Lucius.

But with a twist:

A Zimbabwean man has told a court that he hired a prostitute who during the night transformed into a donkey, and that he is now “seriously in love” with the animal, according to state media.

2 thoughts on “Lucius Apuleius, Please Call Your Office

  1. Pitch313

    Once I became seriously enamoured of a 60s series Lotus Elan convertible. Nebulously wishing that the car could become alive and a humanoid girl probably contributed to my later entanglement with transforming robots.

    I’m pretty much urban in my sensibilities. The human-machine interface strikes me as more vital than the human-animal interface. So sue me!


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