Imagine reading this article with the names changed.

Let’s see…

The Witches and Wizards Association of America (WITZAA), has deployed 500 witches to Washington and other parts of  the East Coast to prevent any tragic occurrence and ensure peaceful inauguration on January 15.

According to its national co-ordinator, Dr.  Raven Moonstone, the decision was taken after an emergency meeting at Salem, Mass. WITZAA also warned President Tim Pawlenty to take adequate security as bad  people and disgruntled politicians are planning to cause problems.

It would really spice up the writing at blogs like Pagan + Politics, no? (Did you ever notice the typo in their URL?) [UPDATE: At least the URL has been repaired.]

Apparently Dr. Iboi has learned to herd at least some cats.